[StBernard] You know you are a Chalmatian

[Westley Annis]

Even though I'm a Chicago transplant, I got dem all except what is a "Jimmy
Kid"; what is dat? (We sez our youz, dees, dems and does dare too). Please,
please, I promise I'll double park on Judge Perez for snowballs! Mudpie 



	----- Original Message -----
	
	Got this today and loved it. I am sure we can add other items for
violations 
	and merauxingians and downaroaders. Here it is, and I truly belong. 
	
	
	
	You know you're from Chalmette 
	
	- if you would skip Endimion for Gladiators 
	- if you eat Ben's Pizza instead of Papa John's 
	- if you know what a Jimmy Kid is and get mad when people call you
that 
	- if you use the shoulder of the road as a turning lane 
	- if you think the rest of the US can't pronounce their r's 
	- if you know where "downaroad" is 
	- if you hate putting on turn signals 
	- if you pronounced paris road parisH road 
	- if you hear Rocky's and think of macaroni and not the boxer 
	- if you know where the end of the world really is 
	- if you are older then thirty and say "how's ya ma n dem?" 
	- if you think Genie has no speed limit and is just another highway 
	- if you give people a hug and a kiss on the cheek instead of just a
hug 
	- if you know a chalmation isn't a dog and are proud to be one 
	- if you mow the lawn in white shrimp boots 
	- if you park your car on the lawn 
	- if you liked the fact you had a lot of mcdonald's and drive thru 
	daquiri shops 
	- if you called a grey bridge the green bridge and didn't think 
	anything of it 
	- if you know exactly what I'm talking about without thinking twice 
	
	and finally... you know you're a true chalmation if you're moving
back 
	
	
	Gaby