[StBernard] It's getting ugly!

[Westley Annis]

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister
 of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military 
 action against Iraq continues,Taliban authorities will cut off 
 America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action 
 does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed 
 by Dell customer service reps.

 It's getting ugly!