[StBernard] One liners

[Westley Annis]

Editors Note:  This message is dedicated to all members of the ACLU
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hope these make your day. they did mine.  
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Don't let your worries get the best of you;  remember, Moses started out as
a basket case.
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 Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come
close.
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When you get to your wit's end,  you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny;  they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;  if it was perfect,  you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it
has.
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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should
you?
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Some minds are like concrete - thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.

  
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I don't know why some people change churches;  what difference does it make
which one you stay home from?!
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A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just
sitting on the premises. 

  
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:  Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect
you.
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage
him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:  1 cross + 3 nails = 4
given.