[StBernard] never forget

[Westley Annis]

	A husband found himself in trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary.
	
	His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for
me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds flat."
	
	The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. 
	
	He never heard the shot that killed him.