[StBernard] Waiting In Line

Westley Annis westley at da-parish.com
Mon Jan 15 21:00:03 EST 2007

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines;

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other
line for the men who Were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was

100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their
household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the
head of your household!

You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of
you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

Then God turned to the one man and asked, "How did you manage to be the
only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".

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