[StBernard] Waiting In Line

[Westley Annis]

When  everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men  to make two lines; 
 
One line for the men who were true heads of their  household, and the other
line for the men who Were dominated by their women.
 
 I want all the women to report to  St.  Peter." 
 
Soon, the women were gone, and there  were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by  their wives was 
 
100 miles long, and in the  line of men who truly were  heads of their
household, there was only one  man.
  
God said, "You men should be ashamed  of yourselves, I created you to be the
head of your  household!  
 
You have been disobedient and have not  fulfilled your  purpose!  Of all of
you, only one obeyed. Learn from  him." 
  
Then God turned to the  one man and asked, "How did you manage to be  the
only one in this  line?" 
  
The man replied, "My  wife told me to stand  here".