[StBernard] BABY BOOMER BLUES

[Westley Annis]

	It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of
the
	60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby  boomers.
	
	They include:
	
	Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
	
	Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
	
	The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
	
	Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
	
	Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
	
	Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
	
	Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
	
	The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
	
	Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
	
	Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
	
	Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
	
	The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
	
	Abba--- Denture Queen.
	
	Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
	
	Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
	
	Leslie Gore ----  It's My Procedure,  and I'll Cry If I Want To.
	
	And my favorite:
	
	Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again