[StBernard] Politicians STINK....please read this REAL letter

[Westley Annis]

>

> Original  Becoming Illegal: An actual letter from an Iowa resident and

sent

> to  his

> Senator

>

> The Honorable Tom  Harkin

> 731 Hart Senate Office Building 

> Phone (202) 224  3254

> Washington DC ,  20510

>

> Dear Senator  Harkin,

>

> As a native Iowan and excellent  customer of the Internal Revenue

> Service, I am writing to ask for your  assistance. I have contacted 

> the Department of Homeland Security  in an effort to determine the

> process for becoming an illegal alien  and they referred me to you.

>

> My primary reason for wishing to  change my status from U.S.

> Citizen to illegal alien stems from  the bill which was recently

> passed by the Senate and for which  you voted. If my understanding of this

> bill's

> provisions is accurate, as an illegal  alien who has been in the 

> United States for five years, all I  need to do to become a citizen

> is to pay a $2,000 fine and income  taxes for three of the last five

> years. I know a good deal when I see  one and I am anxious to get 

> the process started before everyone  figures it out.

>

> Simply put, those of us who have been  here legally have had to pay

> taxes every year so I'm excited about  the prospect of avoiding two 

> years of taxes in return for paying a  $2,000 fine. Is there any way that

I

> can apply to be illegal  retroactively? This would yield an excellent

> result for me and my family because  we paid heavy taxes in 2004 

> and  2005.

>

> Additionally, as an illegal alien I  could begin using the local

> emergency room as my primary health  care provider. Once I have stopped

> paying premiums for medical  insurance, my accountant figures I  could 

> save almost $10,000 a  year.

>

> Another benefit in gaining illegal  status would be that my

> daughter would receive preferential  treatment relative to her law

> school applications, as well as  "in-state" tuition rates for many 

> colleges throughout the United States  for my son.

>

> Lastly, I understand that illegal  status would relieve me of the

> burden of renewing my driver's  license and making  those      burdensome 

> car insurance premiums. This is very  important to me given that I

> still have college age children  driving my car.

>

> If you would provide me with an  outline of the process to become

> illegal (retroactively if possible)  and copies of the necessary 

> forms, I would be most appreciative.  Thank you for your assistance.

>

> Your Loyal  Constituent,

>


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