[StBernard] George Carlin's answers for Iraq and gas prices...

[Westley Annis]

Wes,
 
  Thought you'd like this, I think Jer will find particularly entertaining
 

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline: 

 

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. 

 

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
aliens! 

 

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. 

 

The price of gas would come down. 

 

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. 

 

When they catch an illegal  immigrant crossing the border, hand him (or her)
a canteen, rifle and some ammo and  ship him to Iraq . 

 

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
military. 

 

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. 

 

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country. 

 

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. 

 

This option will probably deter illegal immigration an d provide a solution
for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves. 

 

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. 

 

Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems,
forward it to your friends. I just did.

Wendy