[StBernard] Getting into Heaven

[Westley Annis]

A guy goes to the gates of Heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says
to him "God has looked at your Book of Life and you are welcome in Heaven,
but under one condition." 
The man says, "What's that?" 
St. Peter says, "You must spell the word 'Love'." The man does so and he is
led into Heaven. 
As he gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the man to watch the
gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to
spell the word. 
Next thing you know, the man's wife shows up at the gate. He asks her what
she's doing there? 
She tells him that on the way home from his funeral, there was an accident
and she died. The husband says, "Alright, but you do have to spell one word
first before coming into Heaven." 
She asks "What's that?" 
He says, "Spell 'Czechoslovakia'."