[StBernard] Killer Biscuits

[Westley Annis]

	Subject: Killer Biscuits

	
	KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
	> >                                            (the
	> actual AP headline)
	> > 
	> > Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her
in-laws and while she was there she went out to a nearby supermarket to pick
up some groceries.   Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back
of her head.  One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay,and Linda
replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour.  The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head.  When they finally  got in, they found that Linda had a
wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the  heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit  her in the back of her head. When she reached back
to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains
in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.  Linda is a
blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevent.