[StBernard] Should children witness childbirth?

[Westley Annis]

	Should children witness child birth?
	 
	 
	Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 4-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby. 
	 
	Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.  Heidi pushed and
pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
	 
	The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.  Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her
help and asked the wide-eyed 4-year old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.
	 
	Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place........ smack his ass again!"
	 
	 
	If you didn't laugh on this one, there's no help for you.