[StBernard] Baptist Cowboy

[Westley Annis]

	Baptist Cowboy
	 
	 

	A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
	orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking
a
	sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to
the bar 
	and orders three more.
	The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug
	goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one
at a time."
	The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is 
	in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in
Texas, we
	promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together.
	So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for
myself." 
	The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.
	The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
	way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
	One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars
	take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the
second
	round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, 
	but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
	The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns
	in his eyes and he laughs.
	"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my
	wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." 

	"Hasn't affected my brothers though."