[StBernard] Public Safety Notice - Don't Nuke the Popcorn

[Westley Annis]

Yeah, Ain't dat sometin'" <g>. Perhaps we might add: 

"Popcorn Secrets-What's behind the conspiracy?"
"Spit and Spat--Conservative's Aim to Invade Privacy"
"Chokin' at the Election Polls"
"Grease-Modern Day Revival!"
"Hell's a' Poppin'"
"Burned by Recognition: A story of Recognize What Your Elected Official Has
Become!"
"What's Your Flavor--Tell Me What's Your Flavor?
"Chemical Bleaching of Michael Jackson--A wrongdoing Because of His Skin
Color"
"Tell Me Doctor, is it Necessary to Inhale My Burnt Kernels?"
"UnHoly Smoke--How Popcorn left in the Microwave to long Can Rob You of Your
Religion."
"Black Lung Disease--Let's attack it before it's too late."
"Diacetyl--Not a dinosaur, but Still dangerous in Modernity Lifestyles. 
"Eating Popcorn--Conspiracies of the Rich and Famous"
"Buttering Up Your Boss for a Raise!"
"Miracle Diet: Dump the Popcorn--Eat Mo' Pizza!"
"Popcorn Lung Disease: Where's Morris Bart When U Need'um!?"
"Kernel Sanders"--Or How I substituted Chicken Fingers In Lieu of Chicken
Corn."
"Five Hours to Live--Proven Secret to extend life beyond 4 hours on
Diacetyl" 
"Plastic Surgery Breakthrough: Convert Baggy Eyes from Popcorn baggies" 
"Diacetyl Misery--How to bend over and Cough Properly without drawing
attention to yourself."
"People exposed to food flavor chemicals--Rubbing Popcorn oils on partner is
detrimental to his/her health."
"Fuming--How I had to bring the Recalled Popcorn Bag Back with Long Lines at
Wal-Mart".
"Me, Michael Mo' - Ain't too proud to Beg (For attention), but who Axed me
anyway?"
"How I speak and breathe BLUNTly before any Interview" (eh, What's da topic,
sir??? <loaded>..)

--Jer--