[StBernard] Taxes

[Westley Annis]

LIKE A LOT OF FOLKS IN THIS COUNTRY, I HAVE A JOB. 
    
    I WORK, THEY PAY ME. 
    
    I PAY MY TAXES AND THE GOVERNMENT DISTRIBUTES MY TAXES AS THEY 
    SEE FIT. 
    
    IN ORDER TO GET THAT PAYCHECK SOME EMPLOYERS REQUIRE EMPLOYEES 
    TO PASS A RANDOM URINE TEST, WHICH I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH. 
    
    WHAT I DO 
    HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IS THE DISTRIBUTION OF MY TAXES TO PEOPLE 
    WHO DON'T HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST. 
    
SHOULDN'T ONE HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST TO GET A WELFARE CHECK, 
    BECAUSE I HAVE TO PASS ONE TO EARN IT FOR THEM? 
    
    PLEASE UNDERSTAND, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH HELPING PEOPLE GET 
    BACK ON THEIR FEET. 
    
I DO, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HELPING SOMEONE SIT 
    ON THEIR BUTT, AND BUY DOPE AND BOOZE WITH MY HARD EARNED MONEY. 
    
    COULD YOU 
    IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY THE GOVERNMENT WOULD SAVE IF PEOPLE HAD 
    TO PASS A URINE TEST TO GET A PUBLIC ASSISTANCE CHECK? 
    
    I WONDER IF YOU AGREE.