[StBernard] art thief

[Westley Annis]

	A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
	
	After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings
and made it safely to his van.
	
	However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out
of gas.
	
	When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an
obvious error, he replied,
	
	"Monsier, this is the reason I stole the paintings.
	
	I had no Monet
	
	to buy Degas
	
	to make the Van Gogh
	
	See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
	
	I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .
	
	
	

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