[StBernard] art thief

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Tue Jan 8 00:11:14 EST 2008

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings
and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out
of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an
obvious error, he replied,

"Monsier, this is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .


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