[StBernard] Southern charm
Westley at da-parish.com
Tue Feb 5 11:16:20 EST 2008
Atlanta Airport Control Tower
Atlanta Airport You gotta love this one even if you've never lived
in the South.
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge
cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
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