[StBernard] Southern charm

[Westley Annis]

	Atlanta Airport Control Tower 
	 
	Atlanta Airport You gotta love this one even if you've never lived
in the South. 
	Southerners can be so polite! 
	 
	Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge
cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." 
	 
	Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... 
	 
	Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" 
	Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." 
	Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
PLEASE." 
	 
	Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "