[StBernard] 1st Prize

[Westley Annis]

	The Flower Show
	
	
	
	
	      Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the
	local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one
	leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any
	fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through
	that stupid flower show!"
	
	
	
	
	    "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
	
	
	    The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her
clothes
	and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through
	the front door of the flower show.
	
	
	    Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside
the
	hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling
	and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a
	cheering crowd.
	
	
	    "What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
	
	
	    "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
	
	


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