[StBernard] blonde joke

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Thu Mar 13 18:31:54 EDT 2008

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a
stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings
and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all
men..... Are still men.

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