[StBernard] CANNIBAL RESTAURANT

[Westley Annis]

		CANNIBAL RESTAURANT 
		
		A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came 
		upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. 
		Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and 
		looked over the menu... 
		
		+ Tourist: $5 
		+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00 
		+ Fried Explorer: $15.00 
		+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 
		
		The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 
		'Why such a price difference 
		for the Politician?' 
		
		The cook replied, 
		'Have you ever tried to clean one? 
		They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'