[StBernard] CAJUNS vs Ohio'ens

[Westley Annis]

Two business men in Ohio are sitting down for a  break in their soon- to-be
new store. 
As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves  are set up. 
  
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some  tourist is going to walk
by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling. 
 
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when,  sure enough, Boudreaux walks
to the window, has  a peek and in a Cajun accent asks, "Mai, cher, what're
y'all sellin' in dare?" 
 
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes  here.  Without skipping
a beat, Boudreaux says, "Well, I  see y'all're doing damn good, you only got
two left!