[StBernard] Dave Barry explains
Westley at da-parish.com
Fri May 2 10:48:36 EDT 2008
......the Economic Stimulus Program....
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the
federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
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