[StBernard] post turtle

[Westley Annis]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas
rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the
doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the
topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. 

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post
turtle'." 

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
a "post turtle" was. 

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle'." 

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so
he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there."

Raymond Richard