[StBernard] Investment Plan for Today

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Tue Sep 23 21:44:36 EDT 2008



If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing
left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would
have $214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.



This is called the 401-Keg Plan.









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