[StBernard] Grammar lesson

[Westley Annis]

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
Sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing Seems to
work.
So eventually the doctor refers him to an old Gypsy medicine Woman. 

The medicine woman says, 'I can cure this.' That said, she throws a
whit Powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. She
Collects the ash, then she says, 'This is powerful medicine. You can only
Use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise
for as Long as you wish!' 

The guy then asks, 'What happens when it's over, and I don't want
to Continue?' The medicine woman replies: 'All you or your partner has
to say Is 1234, and it will go
 down. But be warned - it will not work again for
Another year!' 

He rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night He
is
ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most Exotic
shaving
lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, '123.' He suddenly
becomes more aroused than anytime in his life just as the Medicine woman had
promised. 

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and Asks, 'What did you say 123
for?' 

And that, my friends, is why you should never end a sentence with a
Preposition.