[StBernard] How to solve a mid-life crisis

[Westley Annis]

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 48 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAy
AND SAID, 'HONEY, 48 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT
ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERYNIGHT I GOT
TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND 42 inch PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 67-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.  IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT
19-YEAR-OLD GAL,

AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP
APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?  THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MID-LIFE
CRISIS!!!
 
JS