[StBernard] Childbirth at 65

[Westley Annis]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, I went to visit. 



'May I see the new baby?' I asked 



'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' 



Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 



'No, not yet,' She said. 



After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby
now?' 



'No, not yet,' replied my friend. 



Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 



'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 



'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 



'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'