[StBernard] Texas

[Westley Annis]

THE COUNTRY OF TEXAS
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right
to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American
Annexation Treaty of 1848.)
We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to
take action since B. Hussein Obama won the election. 
We'll miss you too.
Here is what can happen:
#1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United
States , Texas  immediately secedes from the Union .
#2: George W. Bush will become the President of the
Republic of Texas .
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas .  We will control
the space industry.
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States
.
3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it.  The term
"Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole
new meaning.
4. Oil - we can supp ly all the oil that the Republic of
Texas will need for the next 300 years.  Yankee states?    
Sorry about that.
5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too
bad about those Northern States.  John Kerry will have to
figure out a way to keep them warm....
6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in
producing computer chips and communications--small companies
like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon,
National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied
Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, 
Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care - We have the largest research centers for
cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma
units in the world, as well as other large health centers.
Dallas has some of the best hospitals in the United States .
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: University of
Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of
Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas
Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South
anyway.
9. We have a ready supply of workers.  We could just open
the border when we need some more.
10. We have essential control of the paper industry,
plastics, insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas
National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard.  We
don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at
least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in
24 hours if we need one.  If the situation really gets bad,
we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask
them to send over Chuck Norris and a couple of Texas
Rangers.
12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs,
and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and 
let's not forget seafood from the Gulf.  Also, everybody
down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good.
Don't need any food.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the
Republic of Texas in good shape.  There isn't a thing
out there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your
cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in
his big 9 mpg SUV.  The rest of the United States will have
to walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston
will cut off satellite communications.
You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but
since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not
need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will
take to get enough heat from Global Warming.
Signed, The People of Texas
P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give
you something to think about!
SLEEP WELL TONIGHT THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!



mah  from a Taxan friend of mine


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