[StBernard] Something else for Al Gore to worry about

Westley Annis westley at da-parish.com
Fri Dec 19 22:39:54 EST 2008

Something else for Al Gore to worry about
letter to the editor

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but I have detected a new crisis
that I have named "the daylight change crisis". I first noticed it sometime
around the end of June this year. I started paying attention and created
computer models and sure enough I was right! We are losing daylight at an
astonishing rate. Each day we are losing approximately 2 minutes of day
light and my computer models predict total darkness by next July.

I have been able to detect this phenomenon around the entire Northern
Hemisphere. And here is the scary part: the day light appears to be leaking
to the Southern Hemisphere.

I thought I should bring it to the attention of great scientists like Al
Gore so he can help solve this new crisis.

Richard Strimple

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