[StBernard] The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Westley Annis]

	      The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
	
	             Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
	             The girl said, 'NO!'
	             And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles 
	             and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and 
	             drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and 
	             farted whenever he wanted.
	
	                                             THE END