[StBernard] always be prepared

[Westley Annis]

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the
shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and opened the trunk. 

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my
car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at
my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is
tooting their horns and waving like crazy. 

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his
car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what
the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road ?' I
couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are
my emergency flashers!'