[StBernard] Two Old Ladies

[Westley Annis]

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	Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench  outside the
local town hall
	where a flower show was in  progress. 
	
	The thin one  leaned over and  Said, 'Life is so boring.  We never
have any
	fun any more.  For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through
that
	stupid flower show!' 
	
	'You're on!' said the  other old lady, holding up a $10 note. The
	first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
completely 
	naked, streaked  (as fast as an old  lady can)  through the front
door of  the
	flower show. 
	
	Waiting  outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall,
	followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and
naked  Old lady
	came
	 through the exit door surrounded by a  cheering crowd. 
	
	'What happened?' asked her waiting friend. 
	
	'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. '