[StBernard] Redneck Bank Loan

[Westley Annis]

	Redneck Bank Loan
	A Redneck from Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked
for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to
Bakersfield, CA on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and
that he was not a depositor of the bank. 
	The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced
the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the
car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12%
interest. 
	Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good
laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari
into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.. 
	Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?' 
	The good 'ole boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park
my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
return?' 
	His name was BUBBA...