[StBernard] Ole and Sven

[Westley Annis]

Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor
Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.  One
day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said: 

 

DA END ISS NEAR! 

TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW

BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!     

 

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave
me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!" 

 


>From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.  Rev. Ole turns

to Pastor Sven and asks...

 

 

"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say... Bridge Out?"

 

Rena