[StBernard] The Catholic Heart Attack

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Mon Mar 23 04:07:41 EDT 2009


The Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .



As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"


He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."


The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"


He replied, "No money in the bank."


The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"


He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."


The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."


The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."





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