[StBernard] How many women does it take.....

[Westley Annis]

Best Menopause Question Ever 

Q: 
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light 
bulb? 

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this 
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They 
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for
THREE DAYS before they figured it out. 
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!*
lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them,
2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light
bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!   IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! 

I'm sorry. What was the question?