[StBernard] NOW THIS IS REAL GUN CONTROL!

[Westley Annis]

See this joke page from a radio station:

http://www.wqbe.com/fun-stuff/jokes?page=1

also:

http://www.houstonherald.com/

Paper is in Missouri.

Great story though!





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	NOW THIS IS REAL GUN CONTROL!
	
	A TRUE STORY FROM....
	
	"THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" IN HOUSTON, TEXAS
	
	MARCH 5, 2009
	
	~
	
	Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston, Texas Was
	Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6
Times
	In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
	
	~
	
	The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
	
	Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
	
	~
	
	The Woman Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About
15
	Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work.
	
	I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe...I Was There Alone, So I Had My
Right Hand
	On My Pistol, That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left
Shoulder.
	
	~
	
	All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left.  As I
Caught My
	Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse.
	
	~
	
	I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were
Wrapped
	Tightly Around My Pistol.  The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out
Loud, "No
	Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips."
	
	~
	
	I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away

>From Me

	With My Purse, And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!
	
	~
	
	When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6
Times?
	
	~
	
	The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger Of
My
	Pistol The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."
	
	~
	
	The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.  And She Was Back At Work,
At The
	Cafe, The Next Day!
	
	Now that's Gun Control....
	
	
	
	Rena