[StBernard] A Poem

[Westley Annis]

	A WOMAN'S POEM: 
	
	Before I lay me down to sleep, 
	I pray for a man, who's not a creep, 
	One who's handsome, smart and strong. 
	One who loves to listen long, 
	One who thinks before he speaks, 
	One who'll call, not wait for weeks. 
	
	I pray he's gainfully employed, 
	When I spend his cash, he  won't be annoyed. 
	Pulls out my chair and opens my door. 
	Massages my back and begs to do more. 
	Oh!  Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, 
	Knows what to answer to  'how big is my behind?' 
	I pray that this man will love me to no end, 
	And always be my very best friend. 
	
	
	A MAN'S POEM: 
	I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns
a bar on  a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.      
	
	This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. 
	
	The End