[StBernard] This is priceless!

[Westley Annis]

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 

"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"