[StBernard] A Mormon and an Irishman

[Westley Annis]

	A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. 
	
	The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him. 
	
	The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

	
	He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips." 
	
	The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."