[StBernard] Wally's wedding night

[Westley Annis]

	At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
	
	Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend
the entire night together.
	
	After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Wally, her 78 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
	
	After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Anne
consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his
bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
	
	She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it...... Wally
is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more 'action. And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys
less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Wally.'
	
	Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, 'You mean I was
here already?'
	
	The moral of the story:
	
	Don't be afraid of getting old;
	
	senior moments have advantages!