[StBernard] A LITTLE MEDICAL HUMOR

[Westley Annis]

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Health Reform 
Proposals:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any 
rash moves.  The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the  Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The  Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.  The Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,  'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the
whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a  whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a  step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The  Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
a..holes in Washington.