[StBernard] Have you ever wondered whats the difference between Grandmothers and...

[Westley Annis]

	WELL HERE IT IS: 
	
	
	
	    A FRIEND, WHO WORKED AWAY FROM HOME ALL WEEK, ALWAYS MADE A
	SPECIAL EFFORT WITH HIS FAMILY ON THE WEEKENDS. EVERY SUNDAY MORNING
HE
	WOULD TAKE HIS 7-YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER OUT FOR A DRIVE IN THE CAR
FOR
	SOME BONDING TIME.. JUST HE AND HIS GRANDDAUGHTER. ONE PA RTICULAR
SUNDAY
	HOWEVER, HE HAD A BAD COLD AND REALLY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE BEING UP AT
ALL.
	LUCKILY, HIS WIFE CAME TO THE RESCUE AND SAID THAT SHE WOULD TAKE
THEIR
	GRANDDAUGHTER OUT.
	
	
	    WHEN THEY RETURNED, THE LITTLE GIRL ANXIOUSLY RAN UPSTAIRS TO
SEE HER
	GRANDFATHER. 'WELL, DID YOU ENJOY YOUR RIDE WITH GRANDMA?' 'OH YES,
PAPA'
	THE GIRL REPLIED, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE DUMB
	BASTARD, DIP SHIT OR HORSE'S ASS ANYWHERE WE WENT TODAY!'
	
	
	
	BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE DOESN'T IT?