[StBernard] the potty

[Westley Annis]

THE POTTY 

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE
HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.  THE LITTLE BOY
IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO
HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND
HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. 

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A
WHILE. 

BILLY SAYS:  "I'M FINE, MOMMY.  I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET." 

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY,  WHY ARE
YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?" 

BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."