[StBernard] CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK

[Westley Annis]

CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK..................

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He
awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
Hospital.  

 

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going
to pay for his treatment.  She asked if he had health insurance. He replied,
in a raspy voice, ' No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.  He replied, 'No money in the
bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you ?'  He
said, 'I only have a spinster sister..... who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters !
Nuns are married to GOD.'

The patient replied ..........'O. K. Then send the bill to my
brother-in-law."