[StBernard] Tennessee Couple

[Westley Annis]

A Tennessee couple -- Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis, both bona fide rednecks,
had nine children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave 'fixed.' The doctor gladly
started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make
the decision. Why, after none children, would they choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every
ten children being born in the United States was Mexican and they didn't
want to take a chance on have a Mexican baby because neither one them could
speak Spanish.