[StBernard] Older couple

[Westley Annis]

	Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all
excited about their 
	decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
wedding, and on the 
	way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
	 
	*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
	 
	The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
	 
	*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
	 
	*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "All kinds
	 
	*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "Definitely."
	 
	*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "You bet!"
	 
	*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
	 
	*Jacob: "What about vitamins , sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
for 
	Parkinson's disease?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "Absolutely...
	 
	*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "We sure do."
	 
	*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
	 
	*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
	 
	Pharmacist: "Sure."
	 
	*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry".