[StBernard] Jewish Divorce

[Westley Annis]

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish 
couple. 

When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete, the 
woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Ghet." 

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So the woman explains that a 
Ghet is a religious ceremony required under Jewish law in order to receive 
a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith. 

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris (circumcision)?" 

She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire

prick!"