[StBernard] How Bad **IS** the Economy?
Westley Annis
Westley at da-parish.com
Thu Oct 8 20:50:55 EDT 2009
The economy is so bad that..
. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
you afford fries with that?"
. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.
. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
. Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE,
Pfizer, and Citigroup.
. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
. Even the Mafia is laying off judges.
. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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