[StBernard] Obama wins the Heisman Trophy

[Westley Annis]

HOT NEWS!!!   Obama wins Cy Young Award for blistering pitch back in April.
Also, Awarded Rookie of The Year And will head up All-Star pitcher lineup
for 2010.
 
 
	ASSOCIATE PRESS.....BREAKING NEWS: 
	
	
	
	This just in!!! 
	
	
	
	
	
	Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football
game!!!
	
	
	
	Why not?  After all, awarding Obama the Heisman for only watching a
college
	football game is more than he ever did to earn the Nobel Peace
Prize.
	
	
	
	- John Scurich