[StBernard] The 11th Husband !!

[Westley Annis]

The 11th Husband !!!

 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands.

 On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm
still a virgin."

 "What ?" said the puzzled groom.  "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"

 "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.

 "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function;  but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

 "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

 " Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver..

 "Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.

 "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.

 "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

 "Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

 "Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
 .
 "Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was...........

 God I miss him !!.
 

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

 "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?

 "You're with the " GOVERNMENT ". ...

 This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."